people who know me both on the internet and in real life must be so fucking confused
if opposites attract why aren’t hot people attracted to me
The obvious logic here is that you’re hot.
That’s the most encouraging thing I’ve ever heard.
**Suicide blog, follow back similar, trigger warning**
yes hello 911 i’m being forced into adulthood and i don’t like it send help
‘What has happened?’
‘Nothing’s happened. I’ve had a bad week in my head, is all.’
"Maybe if you go to bed you’ll feel better in the morning" is literally just the human version of "Have you tried turning it off and back on again?"
the worst thing is when someone insults you and they’re right
im gonna be 60 years old one day and i will probably still wake up in the middle of the night sometimes in a cold sweat, wondering if i finished my homework.
i am pretty much 3% human and 97% stress
i do bad things because i listen to music with swears